Take lots of really lame pictures.
Crank Coldplay in your car and engage in
some awesome interpretive dancing, which will
result in the guy across the way asking you to turn
down the devil music.
Crawl through the brush and pick marshmallow
roasting sticks that you can carve with the
aforementioned hunting knife
Climb trees for entertainment
Take hippie, tree-hugging portraits
Eat pinecones when you're hungry
Go for long walks into the sunset.... While drinking coffee that was
Bribe the camp host into letting
you have some of his propane stash so you
can cook over a real stove
Go for nature hikes
Read about where all of the elk used
to live
and participate in some more interpretive
dancing (see sign)